March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
kurtcoeblaine:
staceysthings:
ONTD_glee posted the song sales information for On My Way in this order. Forever LOLing.
Fly / I Believe I Can Fly - 59.792 Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You) - 51.597 Here’s To Us - 46.737 Glad You Came - 36.685 Stand - 13.819 Cough Syrup - 51.907
I wish What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger) did better. :c
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today at...
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
February 2012
When I hear something clever I think of Tumblr...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
When everyone loves the person you can't stand.
brokentripod:
1 tag
When you accidentally sneeze/spit on your computer
nicoosuxx:
and you get tiny drops of colour on your monitor.
If I like you, I like you.
staypozitive:
I’m not saying I like you because
you’re hot
you’re sexy
you’re fine
you’ve got a nice body
you’re perfect,
I like you because
you can be yourself around me
you make me smile
your personality
you do the weirdest things and I find it cute
mcakeface:
I have this phenomenally horrible habit of staying up way too late and then complaining about how tired I am the next day and then proceeding to not go to bed early the next night.
